Tuesday, October 26, 2004

 

Homophobia is awesome

Dude, I'm in a Christian hardcore band and my youth minister says it's super gay that my dad got remarried.

Youth minister Billy says that we need a new bass player and then God will love us.

Call me at 662-255-6498 and harass me for being a homophobe.

Friday, October 22, 2004

 

Cue "Paint It Black" please

This is just one more reason for those gross third worlders to hate us.
"At an all-inclusive cost of £3,950 a head, this 16-day journey through Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia promises to re-create several of the film's most famous scenes."
What movie will you be recreating? Apocalypse Now.

Link via low culture.

Tuesday, October 19, 2004

 

I vote for crack

Please explain this Toledo Blade story to me. Please.
"Sheriff Westrick said that Pitts, 41, of Toledo, admitted she gave Mr. Staton crack cocaine in lieu of cash for supplying her with completed voter registration forms. The sheriff declined to say how much crack cocaine Pitts supplied Mr. Staton, or to say whether Pitts knew that the forms Mr. Staton gave her were falsified."
That last bit is simply too stupid to believe.

Wednesday, October 13, 2004

 

Where is my mix tape...

Ignore the spelling errors and just read my friend's blog. This entry's all about the disappearing art of the mix tape. Brilliant.

Monday, October 04, 2004

 

Doppelganger revealed


Doppelganger revealed
Originally uploaded by jeramia.
I told you it wasn't me. He doesn't look anything like me here does he? Nope, not very doppelgangery at all. BTW, do you know who this is? It's Mark the Cobra Snake from Polaroid Scene.

Wierdly, he's got an unflattering picture of me on Polaroid Scene. See if you can find it.

P.S. This picture is from Polaroid Scene.

 

Revealed

I've gotten emails (even a phone call) about my doppelganger. Everyone thinks it's me, but it's not. Flickr (IMWT's photo host) is down for the moment, but as soon as the site is up and running you'll have photographic proof that it's not me. The result is surprising.
 

Doppelganger


Doppelganger
Originally uploaded by jeramia.
Doesn't this guy look like a sleazier version of me? I mean, he's not me obviously. I wouldn't ever wear that headband.

P.S. It might be too small in some browsers to see very well. Just click on it; it'll get bigger.

Sunday, October 03, 2004

 

Texty

Here, in chronological order and exactly as they appear, are the last 11 text messages that I've sent.

1. "Hope things weren't too creepy at the warehouse last night."
2. "Yeah feeling pretty shitty myself"
3. "Whoa why did you leave"
4. "Hope you're feeling better. It kinda wierded me out. Let's hang out this weekend."
5. "What the fuck? Are you kidding?"
6. "Thanks"
7. "You are a fag"
8. "Fucking alright"
9. "See you there"
10. "I still have no dollars"
11. "I don't know what that means 22s"
 

Busy bee

I haven't posted in awhile. Sorry that you haven't been able to get your fix of IMWT lately. I'm sure that lives have been ruined because of this.

I've been busy moving and doing work that pays me something. Sorry to let you down.

P.S. Please quit sending me whiney emails. You know who you are.

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